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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
peterparkeristonystarksson
districtless

loki: *has wielded the infinity gauntlet and has teamed up with powerful sorcerers like doctor strange and wanda in the comics, is, himself, a powerful sorcerer, cunning intellectual and prankster, literally the god of mischief, a frost giant, mind trickster, master of illusions, previous ally of Thanos and an extremely skilled fighter*

marvel: hmmmmm how should loki try to kill thanos

marvel:

marvel: i got it. a knife. a tiny dagger. he’s not going to put up a fight OR use any of his powers. he’s just going to use a K N I F E. how genius is that? amazing. brilliant. revolutionary. ugh our minds, we are so Powerful,,

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osheamobile:
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Of fucking course.
Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a...
officialloislane

Just going to leave this here!

rjamakusa92

Of fucking course.

Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a political agenda that is the complete opposite of who he is as a character.

Just to be expected. Superman the embodiment of conservative American values can’t be a conservative or believe in conservative values in today’s world.Because GOD FORBID Superman stand for something!

Rather than flowing with the tide of the liberals who own the rights to him!

shanemadyke

Hey do you know who Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster are?

nonbinarysasquatch

Superman’s very first story literally dubs him “Champion of the Oppressed.” He stops a wife beater from killing his wife and threatens a lobbyist.

Superman has literally never been a beacon of conservatism. Superman is meant to be an ideal. He’s aspirational. And he’s a goddamn immigrant created by two Jewish men who were the sons of immigrants.

osheamobile

Superman is not just a refugee, he’s an undocumented immigrant. Just because he’s white-passing and enjoys Ma Kent’s apple pie, that has never meant that he is not a refugee or an undocumented immigrant.

Though I hesitate to use the term because no human beings are illegal, he is quite literally an illegal alien.

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